The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Ranking every human you know

Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction

" a small star above

and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

Everyone who hot-glued something for three weeks will hate you

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Ranking every human you knowSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.